Don't Make Me Come Back There

"Are we there yet?"

"No."

"Uuhhnnn!! How much longeeerrrr?"

"We'll get there when we get there."

"Fiiine… Is it nice there? Pretty?"

"Yeah, it's nice. There's a big pond. I know you'll enjoy that."

*gasp* "Wait, I won't know anyone there!"

"I'm sure you'll do fine."

"My tie is itchy."

*kick*

*kick kick*

"Stop kicking."

"I'm BORED."

"Let's play the Quiet Game. We'll see who can be quiet the longest."

"Are where there NOW?"

"NO! WE ARE NOT THERE. I WILL TELL YOU WHEN WE'RE THERE, DAVID."

"Don't yell at me!"

"I'm sorry, but you have to settle down. I know it's a long ride, and you've been good most of the way, but I'm a little tense and I'd like for the rest of the drive to go smoothly. Okay?"

*sigh* "Okay."

*kick*

"DON'T MAKE ME COME BACK THERE!!"

"Can I wave at the cars behind us?"

"No."

"Why not?"

"Just keep still. Don't fidget. Don't fuss. Be quiet."

"Pfff…"

*sigh*

*sniffle*

*huff*

"Are we there yet?"

"I SWEAR TO GOD, DAVID! I WILL TURN THIS HEARSE RIGHT AROUND!!"

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