Slimebeast Backup Story Archive

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This is an archive of the written works and projects of Slimebeast. Obviously.

Newer stories are available for purchase in short story collections in the Patreon shop! Books are available in easy-to-use PDF format.

Podcasts & Projects

• Slimebeast.com - Main website.

• YouTube.com/Slimebeast - Attempts at making fun and interesting content, repeatedly put aside to point out problems in the online horror fiction community.

• YouTube.com/Tormental & Twitch.tv/Tormoid - Gaming stuff.

• YouTube.com/FearFic - The Fear Fiction Podcast. Authors Slimebeast, Abysmii, and Dead Palette read all form of short internet horror fiction and diverge into tangents repeatedly.

• YouTube.com/Creepypasta - The official Creepypasta channel.

The Creepypasta Field Guide

Available for purchase here.

An official handbook to help you recognize (and avoid) the various types of murderers and monsters common to the genre. A fun and funny look at the tropes and clichés saturating the world of Creepypasta, told with a tongue-in-cheek tone.

Includes 30 archetypes such as the Faceless Stranger, the Stabby Teen, and much more.

Too Spooky Tales

Short story collections available on Amazon.com, containing stories not previously publicly posted in text form.

• Book 1: An Overturned Shrub (And Other Horror Icons)
• Book 2: Lying in Plain Sight
• Book 3: Echos of the Passed
• Book 4: Self(ish) Sacrifice
• S'More Spooky Tales

Abandoned by Disney Series

In 2012, a man sat at a keyboard and wrote a funny story about a mouse.

The "preferred" way to read Abandoned by Disney is the eBook, "Dandyland", which is a trademark-scrubbed and modernized rewrite that fixes some old typos and grounds the story a bit more in reality.

• A Few Suggestions
• Abandoned by Disney
• Room Zero
• Corruptus
• Supplemental AbD Stuff

Popular Stories

Famous, and infamous, stories reposted and translated across the globe.

• Afterpeople
• Attract Mode - Minus World - Kill Screen
• Funnymouth - Funnymouths
• I HATE YOU
• Kids In The Dark
• Lost Episodes - Sid's Video
• Whimsywood

Reheated Pastas

Stories inspired by the themes of well-known "Creepypastas".

• 5 Things You Didn't Know About WWII's Creepiest Sleep Experiment (Russian Sleep Experiment)
• Canines (Smile.dog)
• Codger's Cottage (1999)
• A Glance at Midnight (Eyeless Jack)
• Grendel Grove (Candle Cove)
• I Saw a Stranger (Slenderman)
• JTK (Jeff the Killer)
• Severed Connection (Herobrine)
• Stay in Bed (Red With White)
• Voice (Who Was Phone?)

Realistic Horror

Stories with no supernatural elements at all. Oh, whoops, spoilers.

• The $20 Game
• Adapt Or Die
• App
• Betting On Horses
• Big Green Tree
• Blue Is For Boys
• Dead Letter
• The "Donational" Project
• Grandma Says
• Real Cop Drama With Officer Glad
• Salt House
• Skeleton Bones
• Stop Scaring Everybody
• When I Met Uncle Ty

Silly Stuff

Funny and/or absurdist and/or surrealist stories.

• 60 Second War
• Action News Team 13
• The! Barf
• Bleam™
• Corpseface
• The Crap In The Sack
• Don't Make Me Come Back There
• The Haver Of 1980s Aesthetics
• In The Kitchen
• Mario Is A Monster
• Mr. Slaughterface
• New Baby
• One More Time
• Our Hero
• Reward
• This Story Has A Happy Ending
• What To Do With Human Baby
• Whatever
• When You Are Dead

Some Personal Favorites

A few personal favorites that didn't fit in the other above categories.

• Attention Goodshop Customers
• Clomstace, Garmabob, and Dorbenmueller
• Companionship - My Children
• Disappear Hole
• Eyeful
• It's Always A Zombie - It's Still A Zombie
• Little Green Man
• Mr. Tattersome
• My Daughter Draws
• Red Sky At Night
• Tea And Necromancy
• Toys On Fire
• Upside-Down And Backward
• Wobble World
• Your Guide To Lesser-Known Horsemen

Shitty Stories

Things even I don't like.

• OFM
• Stalking Ancestor

More to come…

Other

100 Hours
123 Safety Street
25 Cents
A Bench At Midnight
A Flash Of Blue
A Painting Of A Clown
Bonus Room
Bootleg
The Boy's Shadow
Call Me Buzz
The Cat That Wrote
Carved With Care
Chess Champion
Child Three
Class Creeps
clickreload
Completely Normal Eric
The Counting Song
Dead Serious
Doghouse
The Dog In The Furnace
Don't Pet The Dog
Done
Dudley The Dunce - Dudley The Dunce's Big Day
Empty Head
Enough For Everyone
Ex
Extra Ketchup
Faces In The Trees
The Field Out Back
First Day Of School
Fly-High
Funtime With Floppy
Gorbs - Gorbs Rerolled
Hand-Outs
The Halloween Mask
Harvey Heck's Hall Of Mirrors
He Does Birthdays
How Much Would You Pay?
I Need My Bear
I Worked For A Telephone Company
I'm Thinking Of A Number
Invading Army
Invasive Species
It Walked With Me
Ivory Spires
Just Kidding - Living Joke
Last One
Laughingstock
Looks Like Rain
Minor Corrections
Mold
Or Else - Or Else What
Passing Through
Pest House: The Digest Guest - A Horse In The Attic - The Macabre Sphere
Pink Lester
Procedures
Quotes
Red Apple Snacks
Red Slippers
Red Snow
Retractions
Robber
Romance Comics
S'Mores
Searching For A Face
Sewnhands
Shifting Sand
SKSim
The Snail
Sorry To Disappoint
Sour Cola
Spider Earth
Squiggles
Sticky
Stockpiled
Stranger Danger
Strings
Swollen
TAN
The Toddler
Waken Farm
Watch For Willy
The Woods Are Black
You
You And Me

Characters, Creatures, and Locations

Becky the Human Being
Bluud.com
The CRP Institute
The Faceless Corporation
Funnymouth
Gascots
Living Joke
Lizzie
Luigi
Lumberjack Dan
Mr. Tattersome
The Morgue Man
Negative Mickey
Noem Egan
Oad
Rat
ReferSales.com
Pleico
Spooky Sam
White Leaf Park